I actually believe in denial.

If Sigmund Freud had watched Phil Donahue he would never have wondered what women want.

I think if you're lucky enough to find a voice in whatever you do, that voice will come sneaking out no matter what.

Take notes. Everything is copy.

You always think that a bolt of lightning is going to strike and your parents will magically change into the people you wish they were, or back into the people they used to be.

I have for many years been puzzled by the persistence of Hugh Hefner. Why is he still here?

Look at the parts the Oscar-nominated actresses played this year: hooker, hooker, hooker, hooker, and nun.