There is no reason to confuse television news with journalism.

As far as the men who are running for president are concerned, they aren't even people I would date.

You can't retrieve you life (unless you're on Wikipedia, in which case you can retrieve an inaccurate version of it).

People have only one way to be.

When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you.

American society has a remarkable ability to resist change, or to take whatever change has taken place and attempt to make it go away.

in a socialist country you can get rich by providing necessities, while in a capitalist country you can get rich by providing luxuries.