Some people pretend to like capers, but the truth is that any dish that tastes good with capers in it tastes even better with capers not in it.

The divorce has lasted way longer than the marriage, but finally it's over.

As far as the men who are running for president are concerned, they aren't even people I would date.

I think if you're lucky enough to find a voice in whatever you do, that voice will come sneaking out no matter what.

That's your problem! You don't want to be in love. You want to be in love in a movie.

When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you.

The Wonderbra is not a step forward for women. Nothing that hurts that much is a step forward for women.