If you're looking for monogamy, you'd better marry a swan.
Some people pretend to like capers, but the truth is that any dish that tastes good with capers in it tastes even better with capers not in it.
Everybody I know who goes out and plays a little softball, they break their leg.
Sometimes I believe that some people are better at love than others, and sometimes I believe that everyone is faking it.
We all look good for our age. Except for our necks.
It's much easier to get over someone if you can delude yourself into thinking you never really cared that much.