If you're looking for monogamy, you'd better marry a swan.

I actually believe in denial.

Success comes and goes. Your flops stay with you for life.

[I] had gotten to the point where I simply could not make a bad vinaigrette, this was not exactly the stuff of drama. (Even now, I cannot believe Mark would want to risk losing that vinaigrette. You just don't bump into vinaigrettes that good.)

Sometimes I believe that some people are better at love than others, and sometimes I believe that everyone is faking it.

Whenever someone says the words 'Our friendship is more important than this,' watch out, because it almost never is.

Vera said: 'Why do you feel you have to turn everything into a story?' So I told her why: Because if I tell the story, I control the version. Because if I tell the story, I can make you laugh, and I would rather have you laugh at me than feel sorry for me. Because if I tell the story, it doesn't hurt as much. Because if I tell the story, I can get on with it.