I am living in the Google years, no question of that. And there are advantages to it. When you forget something, you can whip out your iPhone and go to Google. The Senior Moment has become the Google moment, and it has a much nicer, hipper, younger, more contemporary sound, doesn't it? By handling the obligations of the search mechanism, you almost prove you can keep up.... You can't retrieve you life (unless you're on Wikipedia, in which case you can retrieve an inaccurate version of it).

Marriages come and go, but divorce is forever.

If you're looking for monogamy, you'd better marry a swan.

Lesbianism has always seemed to me an extremely inventive response to a shortage of men, but otherwise not worth the trouble.

I have for many years been puzzled by the persistence of Hugh Hefner. Why is he still here?

I was just taking her hand to help her out of a car and I knew. It was like... magic.

When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.