I don't think any day is worth living without thinking about what you're going to eat next at all times.

Success comes and goes. Your flops stay with you for life.

Some people pretend to like capers, but the truth is that any dish that tastes good with capers in it tastes even better with capers not in it.

I married him against all evidence. I married him believing that marriage doesn't work, that love dies, that passion fades, and in so doing I became the kind of romantic only a cynic is truly capable of being.

One of the best things about directing movies, as opposed to merely writing them, is that there's no confusion about who's to blame: You are.

All that means is that it wasn't personal to you. But it was personal to me.

[Wellesley College] is about as meaningful to the educational process in America as a perfume factory is to the national economy.