In my sex fantasy, nobody ever loves me for my mind.

Why do people write books that say it's better to be older than to be younger? It's not better. Even if you have all your marbles, you're constantly reaching for the name of the person you met the day before yesterday.

I have for many years been puzzled by the persistence of Hugh Hefner. Why is he still here?

In fact, looking back, it seems to me that I was clueless until I was about 50-years-old.

Everybody dies. There's nothing you can do about it. Whether you eat six almonds a day. Whether or not you believe in God.

If you're looking for monogamy, you'd better marry a swan.

You always think that a bolt of lightning is going to strike and your parents will magically change into the people you wish they were, or back into the people they used to be.