In my sex fantasy, nobody ever loves me for my mind.

You enter into a certain amount of madness when you marry a person with pets.

When you have a baby, you set off an explosion in your marriage, and when the dust settles, your marriage is different from what it was. Not better, necessarily; not worse, necessarily; but different.

I don't care who you are. When you sit down to write the first page of your screenplay, in your head, you're also writing your Oscar acceptance speech.

In the way that women forget the pain of childbirth, men forget that they cry in movies.

I look as young as a person can look given how old I am.

Parenting meant that whether or not your children understood you, your obligation was to understand them.