Reading is escape, and the opposite of escape.

That's another thing about being a certain age that I've noticed: I try as much as possible not to look in the mirror.

If there is a Nora Ephron signature anything it is that there's slightly too much food. I have a friend whose mantra is: You must choose. And I believe the exact opposite: I think you should always have at least four desserts that are kind of fighting with each other.

You can't retrieve you life (unless you're on Wikipedia, in which case you can retrieve an inaccurate version of it).

Lesbianism has always seemed to me an extremely inventive response to a shortage of men, but otherwise not worth the trouble.

These days most women have jobs that last way too long. A lot of people in New York barely have time to get laid.

There is no reason to confuse television news with journalism.