When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.

The divorce has lasted way longer than the marriage, but finally it's over.

I definitely divide my life into decades. Almost every ten years, something in my work life has changed. My twenties were my journalistic phase, then there was my screenwriting phase, then I became a director, then I started doing some plays.

Beware of men who cry. It's true that men who cry are sensitive to and in touch with feelings, but the only feelings they tend to be sensitive to and in touch with are their own.

Well, I'm gonna get out of bed every morning... breathe in and out all day long. Then, after a while I won't have to remind myself to get out of bed every morning and breathe in and out... and, then after a while, I won't have to think about how I had it great and perfect for a while. - Sleepless in Seattle

We all look good for our age. Except for our necks.

Look at the parts the Oscar-nominated actresses played this year: hooker, hooker, hooker, hooker, and nun.