Look at the parts the Oscar-nominated actresses played this year: hooker, hooker, hooker, hooker, and nun.

I've always felt that one of the mistakes people make is that they try to do something that is just slightly beyond their skill set, and then feel they've failed.

I have a theory that children remember two things-when you weren't there and when they threw up.

The desire to get married, which - I regret to say, I believe is basic and primal in women - is followed almost immediately by an equally basic and primal urge - which is to be single again.

There is no reason to confuse television news with journalism.

I don't think any day is worth living without thinking about what you're going to eat next at all times.

I know that I am essentially a sort of fun-loving person who really just wants to sit around and eat pies.