Look at the parts the Oscar-nominated actresses played this year: hooker, hooker, hooker, hooker, and nun.

What will happen to sex after liberation? Frankly, I don't know. It is a great mystery to all of us.

I look out the window and I see the lights and the skyline and the people on the street rushing around looking for action, love, and the world's greatest chocolate chip cookie, and my heart does a little dance.

Look at the parts the Oscar-nominated actresses played this year: hooker, hooker, hooker, hooker, and nun.

I don't think any day is worth living without thinking about what you're going to eat next at all times.

You get to be a certain age and you start reading stuff about the age you are, and you think, what is wrong with these people who are writing these books? Do they not have necks?

The only way to learn is to keep doing something new, and, if you're lucky, learning with people who really know how to do it.