There are plenty of men who philander during the summer, to be sure, but they are usually the same lot who philander during the winter - albeit with less convenience.

Plastic surgery is one of the ways that people deal with the aging process. And I don't mean by using it as a form of denial, but as a kind of negotiation with it.

When I buy a new book, I always read the last page first, that way in case I die before I finish, I know how it ends. That, my friend, is a dark side.

You can't meet someone until you become what you're becoming.

The only way to learn is to keep doing something new, and, if you're lucky, learning with people who really know how to do it.

I’m really not interested in women as victims. Look at me, I get the last laugh ‘cause I get to be funny about it.

You can settle for reality, or you can go off, like a fool, and dream another dream.