Marriages come and go, but divorce is forever.

in a socialist country you can get rich by providing necessities, while in a capitalist country you can get rich by providing luxuries.

I'll have what she's having

I have a theory that children remember two things-when you weren't there and when they threw up.

No man can be friends with a woman he finds attractive. He always wants to have sex with her. Sex is always out there. Friendship is ultimately doomed and that is the end of the story.

Suddenly, one day, there was this thing called parenting. Parenting was serious. Parenting was fierce. Parenting was solemn. Parenting was a participle, like going and doing and crusading and worrying.

Take notes. Everything is copy.