Why do people write books that say it's better to be older than to be younger? It's not better. Even if you have all your marbles, you're constantly reaching for the name of the person you met the day before yesterday.

When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.

I have for many years been puzzled by the persistence of Hugh Hefner. Why is he still here?

These days most women have jobs that last way too long. A lot of people in New York barely have time to get laid.

You can't meet someone until you become what you're becoming.

I have no desire to be dominated. Honestly I don't. And yet I find myself becoming angry when I'm not.

The Washington press corps thinks that Julie Nixon Eisenhower is the only member of the Nixon Administration who has any credibility--and, as one journalist put it, this is not to say that anyone believes what she is saying but simply that people believe she believes what she is sayingit is almost as if she is the only woman in America over the age of twenty who still thinks her father is exactly what she thought he was when she was six.