Take notes. Everything is copy.

In fact, looking back, it seems to me that I was clueless until I was about 50-years-old.

I have no desire to be dominated. Honestly I don't. And yet I find myself becoming angry when I'm not.

Don't you love New York in the fall? It makes me want to buy school supplies. I would send you a bouquet of newly sharpened pencils if I knew your name and address.

When you slip on a banana peel, people laugh at you. But when you tell people you slipped on a banana peel, it's your laugh.

If your husband is cheating on you with a carhop, get Meryl Streep to play you. You'll feel much better.

When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.