You get to be a certain age and you start reading stuff about the age you are, and you think, what is wrong with these people who are writing these books? Do they not have necks?

My closet is full of sad little scripts that didn't get made that have sad endings. It's very hard to get a movie made that has a sad ending.

I actually believe in denial.

Believe me, if I looked good, it's not an accident.

I look as young as a person can look given how old I am.

I have a theory that children remember two things-when you weren't there and when they threw up.

Everybody I know who goes out and plays a little softball, they break their leg.