If there is a Nora Ephron signature anything it is that there's slightly too much food. I have a friend whose mantra is: You must choose. And I believe the exact opposite: I think you should always have at least four desserts that are kind of fighting with each other.

Insane people are always sure they're just fine. It's only the sane people who are willing to admit they're crazy.

When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.

Marriages come and go, but divorce is forever.

Reading is escape, and the opposite of escape.

…the amount of maintenance involving hair is genuinely overwhelming. Sometimes I think that not having to worry about your hair anymore is the secret upside of death.

If pregnancy were a book they would cut the last two chapters.