It had better be quirky or perverse or thoughtful enough so that you hit some chord in them. I mean we've all read pieces where we thought, 'Oh, who gives a damn.'

You can never have too much butter - that is my belief. If I have a religion, that's it.

That's your problem! You don't want to be in love. You want to be in love in a movie.

Let's face it: part of being a grownup is that every day you have to choose between going out at night or staying home, and it is one of life's unhappy truths that there is not enough time to do both.

You enter into a certain amount of madness when you marry a person with pets.

In my sex fantasy, nobody ever loves me for my mind.

What I love about cooking is that after a hard day, there is something comforting about the fact that if you melt butter and add flour and then hot stock, it will get thick!