…the amount of maintenance involving hair is genuinely overwhelming. Sometimes I think that not having to worry about your hair anymore is the secret upside of death.

Having been married so many times, I know that one of the few things I am an expert in is falling in love.

Eat every meal as if it's your last; when the last one comes, you probably won't be very hungry.

Too few journalists become screenwriters. I say to all the would-be screenwriters: Become journalists. And I’ll say to working journalists: Do not stay journalists. Become screenwriters.

There is no reason to confuse television news with journalism.

If you're looking for monogamy, you'd better marry a swan.

Don't you love New York in the fall? It makes me want to buy school supplies. I would send you a bouquet of newly sharpened pencils if I knew your name and address.