The hardest thing about writing is writing.

The Senior Moment has become the Google moment, and it has a much nicer, hipper, younger, more contemporary sound, doesn't it? By handling the obligations of the search mechanism, you almost prove you can keep up.

If pregnancy were a book, they would cut the last two chapters. The beginning is glorious, especially if you're lucky enough not to have morning sickness and if, like me, you've had small breasts all your life. Suddenly they begin to grow, and you've got them, you've really got them, breasts, darling breasts, and when you walk down the street they bounce, truly they do, they bounce bounce bounce.

I’m really not interested in women as victims. Look at me, I get the last laugh ‘cause I get to be funny about it.

That [photographs] disturb readers is exactly as it should be: that's why photojournalism is often more powerful than written journalism.

I have for many years been puzzled by the persistence of Hugh Hefner. Why is he still here?

Above all, be the heroine of your life, not the victim.