These days most women have jobs that last way too long. A lot of people in New York barely have time to get laid.

Black makes your life so much simpler. Everything matches black, especially black.

Whatever you choose, however many roads you travel, I hope that you choose not to be a lady. I hope you will find some way to break the rules and make a little trouble out there. And I also hope that you will choose to make some of that trouble on behalf of women.

Suddenly, one day, there was this thing called parenting. Parenting was serious. Parenting was fierce. Parenting was solemn. Parenting was a participle, like going and doing and crusading and worrying.

My parents were screenwriters, and they had four daughters and we all write. So that's amazing. Talk about powerful parents. My mother always said to us, "Everything is copy."

When you slip on a banana peel, people laugh at you. But when you tell people you slipped on a banana peel, it's your laugh.

[Wellesley College] is about as meaningful to the educational process in America as a perfume factory is to the national economy.