These days most women have jobs that last way too long. A lot of people in New York barely have time to get laid.

Marriages come and go, but divorce is forever.

The odd thing about this form of communication is you're more likely to talk about nothing than something. But I just want to say that all this nothing has meant more to me than so many... somethings. So, thanks.

[Wellesley College] is about as meaningful to the educational process in America as a perfume factory is to the national economy.

I actually believe in denial.

Don't you love New York in the fall? It makes me want to buy school supplies. I would send you a bouquet of newly sharpened pencils if I knew your name and address.

These days most women have jobs that last way too long. A lot of people in New York barely have time to get laid.