And you're not going to tell me she didn't make a move on you. At least test the waters." "The waters," he said, "were not receptive." "If they had been, I'd have drowned her in them already.

Dinner's in one hour. If you're not back, sitting at the table, I'll beat you all unconscious with a spatula.

The tune was sad, as the best of Ireland was, melancholy and lovely as a lover's tears.

You're excuses are so lame they're limping.

People and relationships never stop being a work in progress

The man was useless as tits on a bull, but he didn't deserve to die like that.

What is technology?" Cian pulled his brother inside, pushed the button for the next floor. "It's another god.