There's an oatmeal cookie in there. I see no reason for the existence of oatmeal, particularly in cookies.
I can fix a bad page. I can't fix a blank page.
Once love found you it clung, no matter how much you tried to shake it off.
Love is very funny business. And sex - well, let's face it, sex is hysterical.
I don't think you tell someone you love them because you expect something. I think you tell them because you have something to give.
The man's got more money than God, and he sends you a bag of coffee?