Planting a flower's like opening a book, because either way you're starting something. And your garden's your library.

You're excuses are so lame they're limping.

It's Major Ketchup in the bathroom with the laser scalpel." "Hmm." He sliced a delicately herbed spear of asparagus. "Obviously we were meant for each other as I can interpret that as you meaning something more like Colonel Mustard in the conservatory with the candlestick.

People in hell want snowcones.

He'd done as he'd pleased and even had often enjoyed long runs of luck where he hadn't been caught. But the luckiest moment of his life had been being caught.

"What was that technique you were using on those bastards?" "An ancient form called kicking ass."

Tom: If you love with kindness, even when you can't love with permanence, you'll deserve the one who's worthy along that path for you.