He'd done as he'd pleased and even had often enjoyed long runs of luck where he hadn't been caught. But the luckiest moment of his life had been being caught.

Somethings in life are out of your control. you can make it a party or a tragedy. Or, you could refuse to take the next step. You could refuse to take what you wanted most because you're afraid some day you might lose it.

She wants to learn how to handle a gun. Well, I want George Clooney naked in my bed, but I haven't attempted kidnapping. Yet.

Body adornments show that we're aware of our bodies and expect others to be aware as well.

Marry me, Rebecca...You might as well say yes. I'll just talk you into it.

Love can really screw you up before you learn to live with it.

Lots of people think things would be better some other way. That's why the world's lousy with theme parks.