I don't kick a man when he's down, unless I'm the one who put him down in the first place. I don't put him down unless he deserves it. And I don't break my word if I give it. So I'll give you my word.

Love is very funny business. And sex - well, let's face it, sex is hysterical.

Getting a room's not always enough. Sometimes you gotta close the door.

Why?” Eve leaned forward. “Sincerely, I’ve always wanted to know why anyone buys multiple pairs of shoes at a time.” “If I have to explain it, the joy is lost.

You're going to be unemployed if you really think you just have to sit around and wait for the muse to land on your shoulder.

We make destiny with every turn, every choice.

... a man's plans are meant to be changed for a beautiful woman.