Told you not to tell her.” “That's not how I work things. That's not how you build a relationship.” “Build a relationship.” Ryder snorted as he sent the drill whirling again. “You've been reading again.” “Blow me.

I'm a barrel of monkeys, kid, though mostly I figure monkeys stuck in a barrel are just going to be pissed off.

I find myself fascinated by a man who admits to enjoying fairy tales and uses the word "impinge"- barely misses a beat while indulging in a brief girl-on-girl fantasy. You're a man of layers, Ford." Me and Shrek, we're onions.

If I can make you unhappy, then I can make you happy as well.

So does that mean you're going to fall in love with me again? What makes you think i ever stopped?

The man that put that hurt look in your eyes, could be worth everything, or nothing at all.

You know, lieutenant, you wear your weapon the way other women wear pearls." "It's not a fashion accessory.