Eve: "What do you want?" Nadine: "A man of amazing sexual prowess, great sensitivity, stupendous abs, and the face of an angel. Toss in a wicked sense of humor and stupendous wealth, who adores the very ground I walk on. Oh wait, you already have him.

I won't consider getting horizontal with someone I can barely tolerate when we're vertical.

You're the love of my life. I don't care how corny that sounds. You're the start of it, and the end of it. And you're the best of it.

I'm damned if I'm going to be eaten by a bear when I'm naked." "I'm sure it's a more pleasant experience dressed.

What other thing, Eve?" "I love you. Sometimes it makes my stomach hurt, but I kind of like it. Tired now, come to bed. Love you.

When something comes easy, you usually let it go the same way.

Bite me." -Lieutenant Eve Dallas, from any of the In Death books.