She wants to learn how to handle a gun. Well, I want George Clooney naked in my bed, but I haven't attempted kidnapping. Yet.

Didn't people consider what could happen if armies of farm animals united in revolt?

Happily ever after?" "If justice doesn't triumph and love doesn't make the circle in entertainment fiction, what's the point? Real life sucks too often.

Dinner's in one hour. If you're not back, sitting at the table, I'll beat you all unconscious with a spatula.

The simple and most complex answer is love.

When somebody walks out, it leaves a hole in you. Some people fill it up, the good and the bad, and get on that way. Some people leave it open, maybe long enough to heal, maybe too long, picking at it now and then so it doesn't heal all the way.

Love is not enough. But, it is the rock on which all else stands.