What is all wisdom save a collection of platitudes? But the man who orders his life according to their teachings cannot go far wrong.

The business of life is to enjoy oneself; everything else is a mockery.

How hard it is, sometimes, to trust the evidence of one's senses! How reluctantly the mind consents to reality.

Bouillabaisse is only good because cooked by the French, who, if they cared to try, could produce an excellent and nutritious substitute out of cigar stumps and empty matchboxes.

What is all wisdom save a collection of platitudes? But the man who orders his life according to their teachings cannot go far wrong.

It takes a wise man to handle a lie, a fool had better remain honest.

It is one of the maladies of our age to profess a frenzied allegiance to truth in unimportant matters, to refuse consistently to face her where graver issues are at stake.