I get a kick out of the fact that people will pick on the writers in California for being responsible for the content. The people seriously responsible for the content are the people who buy it.

I was the laziest white kid my dad ever met.

In this nation, leadership is dollars.

I like getting up in the morning, and I like better having something to do when I get up in the morning.

We just may be the most well-informed, yet least self-aware, people in history.

I wanted to work with Bert Lahr [the 'Cowardly Lion' in 'The Wizard of Oz'], and I did.

Originally, with all the shows, we went looking for belly laughs.