The condition that is most disagreeable in your life becomes the most useful one. You know, I feel the same way about the U.S. Army. It was absolutely the worst experience of my life, and it was probably the single most valuable experience.

I think the internet is the greatest waste of time since masturbation was discovered.

The natural role of twentieth-century man is anxiety.

A high church for the true mediocre.

Faction is that hybrid of documented fact and novelistic elaboration.

Did a sense of shame ever reside in our Republican toadies? You can't stop people who are never embarrassed by themselves. Will's readiness to turn a sow's ear into a silk purse can be cited as world class sycophancy.

The true religion of America has always been America.