The only faithfulness people have is to emotions they're trying to recapture

When the time comes, they won't ask what kind of a Jew you are.

I don't hate women, but I think they should be kept in cages.

Obsession is the single most wasteful human activity, because with an obsession you keep coming back and back and back to the same question and never get an answer.

Sentimentality is the emotional promiscuity of those who have no sentiment.

So the blind will lead the blind, and the deaf shout warnings to one another until their voices are lost.

I usually need a can of beer to prime me.