I hate everything which is not in myself.

It's not a good idea to put your wife into a novel; not your latest wife anyway.

No physical activity is so vain as boxing. A man gets into the ring to attract admiration. In no sport, therefore, can you be more humiliated.

Horror films do not prepare us for the hours lost in searching after one clear thought.

Love is simple to understand if you haven't got a mind soft and full of holes. It's a crutch, that's all, and there isn't any one of us that doesn't need a crutch.

Women think of being a man as a gift. It is a duty. Even making love can be a duty. A man has always got to get it up, and love isn't always enough.

People who are greedy have extraordinary capacities for waste-they must, they take in too much.