I think the internet is the greatest waste of time since masturbation was discovered.

Dying can't be all that difficult-up to now everyone has managed to do it.

Madness is locked beneath. It goes into tissues, is swallowed by the cells. The cells go mad. Cancer is their flag. Cancer is thegrowth of madness denied.

Each day a few more lies eat into the seed with which we are born, little institutional lies from the print of newspapers, the shock waves of television, and the sentimental cheats of the movie screen.

You're gambling with something vital. Most writers get smashed egos.

And so I ask, "Would You agree that sex is where philosophy begins?" But God, who is the oldest of the philosophers, answers in his weary cryptic way, "Rather think of Sex as Time, and Time as the connection of new circuits.

The function of socialism is to raise suffering to a higher level.