Law Number XXIV: The only thing more costly than stretching the schedule of an established project is accelerating it, which is itself the most costly action known to man.

Two-thirds of the Earth's surface is covered with water. The other third is covered with auditors from headquarters.

If today were half as good as tomorrow is supposed to be, it would probably be twice as good as yesterday was.

A hungry dog hunts best. A hungrier dog hunts even better.

Software is like entropy. It is difficult to grasp, weighs nothing, and obeys the second law of thermodynamics; i.e. it always increases.

Law Number XXIV: The only thing more costly than stretching the schedule of an established project is accelerating it, which is itself the most costly action known to man.

Law Number XLIV: Aircraft flight in the 21st century will always be in a westerly direction, preferably supersonic, crossing time zones to provide the additional hours needed to fix the broken electronics.