If stock market experts were so expert, they would be buying stock, not selling advice.

Hardware works best when it matters the least.

If the Earth could be made to rotate twice as fast, managers would get twice as much done. If the Earth could be made to rotate twenty times as fast, everyone else would get twice as much done since all the managers would fly off.

Two-thirds of the Earth's surface is covered with water. The other third is covered with auditors from headquarters.

Law Number XXXVI: The thickness of the proposal required to win a multimillion dollar contract is about one millimeter per million dollars. If all the proposals conforming to this standard were piled on top of each other at the bottom of the Grand Canyon it would probably be a good idea.

Only by providing leading-edge human capital and knowledge capital can American continue to maintain a high standard of living, including providing national security for its citizens.

The weaker the data available upon which to base one's conclusion, the greater the precision which should be quoted in order to give the data authenticity.