Life is made up of sobs, sniffles, and smiles, with sniffles predominating.

In the Big City a man will disappear with the suddenness and completeness of the flame of a candle that is blown out.

The most notable thing about Time is that it is so purely relative. A large amount of reminiscence is, by common consent, conceded to the drowning man; and it is not past belief that one may review an entire courtship while removing one's gloves.

My advice to you, if you should ever be in a hold up, is to line up with the cowards and save your bravery for an occasion when it may be of some benefit to you.

Life is made up of sobs, sniffles, and smiles, with sniffles predominating.

All great men have declared that they owe their sucess to the aid and encouragement of some brilliant woman.

Whenever he saw a dollar in another man's hands he took it as a personal grudge, if he couldn't take it any other way.