By nature and doctrines I am addicted to the habit of discovering choice places wherein to feed.

The magi, as you know, were wise men wonderfully wise men who brought gifts to the Babe in the manger. They invented the art of giving Christmas presents.

She plucked from my lapel the invisible strand of lint (the universal act of woman to proclaim ownership).

Greenwich Village... the village of low rents and high arts.

In the Big City a man will disappear with the suddenness and completeness of the flame of a candle that is blown out.

Except in streetcars one should never be unnecessarily rude to a lady.

A straw vote only shows which way the hot air blows.