It couldn't have happened anywhere but in little old New York.

All great men have declared that they owe their sucess to the aid and encouragement of some brilliant woman.

Be always decent and right in your home town; and when you're on the road, never take more than four glasses of beer a day or play higher than a twenty-five-cent limit.

What else can you expect from a town thats shut off from the world by the ocean on one side and New Jersey on the other?

When a man begins to be hilarious in a sorrowful way you can bet a million that he is dyeing his hair.

When I see a shipwreck, I like to know what caused the disaster...I learned nothing but the glow that wrapped her face when the soup came. That's the story.

The magi, as you know, were wise men wonderfully wise men who brought gifts to the Babe in the manger. They invented the art of giving Christmas presents.