Be always decent and right in your home town; and when you're on the road, never take more than four glasses of beer a day or play higher than a twenty-five-cent limit.

By rights you're a king. If I was you, I'd call for a new deal.

There is this difference between the grief of youth and that of old age; youth's burden is lightened by as much of it as another shares; old age may give and give, but the sorrow remains the same.

All of us have to be prevaricators, hypocrites, and liars every day of our lives; otherwise the social structure would fall into pieces the first day. We must act in one another's presence just as we must wear clothes. It is for the best

What else can you expect from a town thats shut off from the world by the ocean on one side and New Jersey on the other?

She plucked from my lapel the invisible strand of lint (the universal act of woman to proclaim ownership).

Write what you like; there is no other rule.