If man knew how women pass the time when they are alone, they'd never marry.

A good story is like a bitter pill, with the sugar coating inside of it.

Perhaps there is no happiness in life so perfect as the martyr's.

All great men have declared that they owe their sucess to the aid and encouragement of some brilliant woman.

A story with a moral appended is like the bill of a mosquito. It bores you, and then injects a stinging drop to irritate your conscience.

My advice to you, if you should ever be in a hold up, is to line up with the cowards and save your bravery for an occasion when it may be of some benefit to you.

Humans were denied the speech of animals. The only common ground of communication upon which dogs and men can get together is in fiction.