My advice to you, if you should ever be in a hold up, is to line up with the cowards and save your bravery for an occasion when it may be of some benefit to you.

The most notable thing about Time is that it is so purely relative. A large amount of reminiscence is, by common consent, conceded to the drowning man; and it is not past belief that one may review an entire courtship while removing one's gloves.

A good story is like a bitter pill, with the sugar coating inside of it.

There is this difference between the grief of youth and that of old age; youth's burden is lightened by as much of it as another shares; old age may give and give, but the sorrow remains the same.

A burglar who respects his art always takes his time before taking anything else.

History is bright and fiction dull with homely men who have charmed women.

It ain't the roads we take; it's what's inside of us that makes us turn out the way we do.