War? War is an organized bore.

Fame is the scentless sunflower, with gaudy crown of gold; But friendship is the rose, with sweets in every fold.

Young men know the rules, but old men know the exceptions.

Lawyers spend their professional careers shoveling smoke.

Young feller, you will never appreciate the potentialities of the English language until you have heard a Southern mule driver search the soul of a mule.

Carve every word before you let it fall.

To rest upon a formula is a slumber that, prolonged, means death.