I'm really sarcastic. Not Morgan Webb sarcastic. She's dry, 100%. I'm different from her.

I think it's always funny when somebody thinks you're going to do something super sexy and then you don't.

I just broke up with my boyfriend, so I'm officially single. But one thing I find unbelievably annoying is all these guys in my life who want to save me.

I was in a military family, so by the time I was 13 I'd lived in six different places.

I know a lot of people have a hard time talking dirty - they dont know what to say, how to start, or when to end it. Also, at first they will think they sound ridiculous. And they might. But let me just say that talking dirty is so important in sex. And its pretty easy. To wit: Establish from the very beginning that you like this. And trust me, you want to do it early on. Because if you wait too long to introduce the concept, your Special Lady Friend will be a little thrown and might not take you seriously.

I'm easy to hate. I get it.

Know what the best thing about insomnia is? That I get to stay up all night figuring it out.