I know a lot of people have a hard time talking dirty - they dont know what to say, how to start, or when to end it. Also, at first they will think they sound ridiculous. And they might. But let me just say that talking dirty is so important in sex. And its pretty easy. To wit: Establish from the very beginning that you like this. And trust me, you want to do it early on. Because if you wait too long to introduce the concept, your Special Lady Friend will be a little thrown and might not take you seriously.

I grew up in a military family. I was moved around from school to school, so people aren't always the most welcoming to new girls in school.

If you think something's funny, go with that. Most comedians pull jokes from a place of honesty.

You see people who get so many big opportunities, and they take them, and they're not ready.

I realize my arms aren't as toned as Halle Berry's but I don't want them to be.

I know a lot of people have a hard time talking dirty - they dont know what to say, how to start, or when to end it. Also, at first they will think they sound ridiculous. And they might. But let me just say that talking dirty is so important in sex. And its pretty easy. To wit: Establish from the very beginning that you like this. And trust me, you want to do it early on. Because if you wait too long to introduce the concept, your Special Lady Friend will be a little thrown and might not take you seriously.

I think it's always funny when somebody thinks you're going to do something super sexy and then you don't.