Basically, I'm living the life of an actress in L.A. And I've recently had some pretty good fortune.

I'm really sarcastic. Not Morgan Webb sarcastic. She's dry, 100%. I'm different from her.

I'm not one of those people who walks away and says, "That's a lot better than I thought it was going to be." I said, "No, this is as bad as I thought it was going to be, I didn't like it. I didn't want to talk to anybody."

I have a dark sense of humor.

I think it's always funny when somebody thinks you're going to do something super sexy and then you don't.

I realize my arms aren't as toned as Halle Berry's but I don't want them to be.

Jon Stewart hires people that he thinks are funny. That's it. That's the only requirement.