Jon Stewart hires people that he thinks are funny. That's it. That's the only requirement.

Jon Stewart hires people that he thinks are funny. That's it. That's the only requirement.

You see people who get so many big opportunities, and they take them, and they're not ready.

Know what the best thing about insomnia is? That I get to stay up all night figuring it out.

I love dressing up in superhero outfits and in fact, when I dress up as Wonder Woman, I actually think that I'm more powerful.

I remember reading these articles when I was younger, and I just felt like, well, in order to look like that, you have to have some secret, magical unicorn blood that makes carbs disappear as they go into your body. I prefer the truth.

How many of you have had a crush on a teacher? I mean, remember that Physics professor? Law One is so steamy, I'm getting worked up just thinking about it: Every object in a state of uniform motion tends to remain in that state of motion unless an external force is applied to it. Mee-yow.