Jon Stewart hires people that he thinks are funny. That's it. That's the only requirement.
If you stand up for women, then don't bash me.
With the story of your life, you dont get to write the whole book, just your character.
I love horror movies and I love being scared, but I don't like them, if they're not based on a true story. It's like knowing how the sausage is made.
I want you to like me, but I don't care if you don't.
I remember reading these articles when I was younger, and I just felt like, well, in order to look like that, you have to have some secret, magical unicorn blood that makes carbs disappear as they go into your body. I prefer the truth.