I try to have sex as much as I can.

How many of you have had a crush on a teacher? I mean, remember that Physics professor? Law One is so steamy, I'm getting worked up just thinking about it: Every object in a state of uniform motion tends to remain in that state of motion unless an external force is applied to it. Mee-yow.

You see people who get so many big opportunities, and they take them, and they're not ready.

I'm really sarcastic. Not Morgan Webb sarcastic. She's dry, 100%. I'm different from her.

If you think something's funny, go with that. Most comedians pull jokes from a place of honesty.

Be okay with who you are. And that you can't choose your parents or what life you were born into, but you can choose the kind of person you want to be.

If you stand up for women, then don't bash me.