Nerd. Geek. Used to be if you self-identified that way, you'd get thrown into a locker and never have sex. Or worse, whatever that is. But to me and more and more people I know, being a nerd or a geek means having passion, power, intelligence. Being a nerd just means there is something in the world that you care deeply about—be it twelve-sided dice, a favorite sports team, your new laptop or Night Rider.

Being a geek just means that you're passionate about something.

I think it's always funny when somebody thinks you're going to do something super sexy and then you don't.

With the story of your life, you dont get to write the whole book, just your character.

I have a dark sense of humor.

If you think something's funny, go with that. Most comedians pull jokes from a place of honesty.

I remember reading these articles when I was younger, and I just felt like, well, in order to look like that, you have to have some secret, magical unicorn blood that makes carbs disappear as they go into your body. I prefer the truth.